Trapped inside of a film studio during an apocalyptic pandemic, a heartbroken alcoholic, shut-in for months on a sitcom soundstage, must bring himself to step out of his fake-door when survivor politics and cosmic terror combine to threaten the lives of everyone in the quarantine zone.

When his Stripper Neighbor's dachshund is abducted, Baire Kant, a Destitute Alcoholic caught up in a thrall of Satanic Panic, rushes to enlist the help of an un-housed Drug Addict and a Mail Thief to burgle a priceless Treasure on behalf an international Cartel Kingpin... before the Clock runs out and Darkness consumes the entire World. 

Three men meet at a remote cabin to hunt big game. An incident involving a black bear leads to tension within the group.

A delusional brute enlists the help of a desperate junkie to locate his lost dachshund and, maybe, dismantle a vast criminal network in a way that will somehow prevent nuclear annihilation. Nothing is as it seems because, as Jesus said, Reality is something you can make it up as you go along.